Technological Consolidation Competition

I recently entered a haiku competition at ThinkGeek.com. Here are the fruits of my literary labor.

Mp3 Player
I ended up with a Zune
Save me from the fail

Hello there MacWheel
Whats that? You have no Keyboard?
Yeah. Good luck with that.

No, cant find a Wii.
Cant afford a PS3.
X-Box by default?

Ok, Vista Sucks.
Xp sucked too remember?
Did ME suck too?

Coding and coding
Coding and coding and still
Thats right. More coding.

One zero zero
Zero one one zero one
Zero one one one


Vista? Mojave?
Windows 7? Whats that now?
Still running Linux.


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