Your an idiotOf course I'm like Sherlock Holmes
What was your first clue?
Hi Wonder WomanHow's crime fighting working out?
Still being awesome?
Its still in my dreamsI'm puffin on the ashes
Of a hated friend
Hey there SpidermanGet your freak ass off the couch
The city need saved!
-or-
Wanna go outside?
Spidey wanna fight Venom?
Fine. Stay there, that's cool.
Welcome to PittsburghIt kind of sneaks up on you
But its breathtaking
What was I thinking?This was such a bad idea.
Where did my shoes go?
Why yes, this is mine.I keep it my treehole
Now hold the nuts still.
Thats right bitch, Sega.Its gold and belongs to me.
Thats right, be jealous.
A Pittsburgh haiku? GENIUS!
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