This is really nice
But I'll be honest Spidey
That hat cost alot
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Friendly neighborhood
Swingin around in the cold
Shrinkage Spiderman
But I'll be honest Spidey
That hat cost alot
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Friendly neighborhood
Swingin around in the cold
Shrinkage Spiderman
See my little friend?
The one on my shoulder here?
All he does is drink
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Hey! Look at my crotch!
Because I am your captain!
Now! Look at my crotch!
The one on my shoulder here?
All he does is drink
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Hey! Look at my crotch!
Because I am your captain!
Now! Look at my crotch!
Lizzie is totally going to use that haiku...
ReplyDeleteLizzie: "Hey! Look at my crotch!
Because I am your captain!
Now! Look at my crotch!"
Everyone: "Uhh...where is it?"
Lizzie: "...sigh. Useless dogs! Go clean the barnacles off the hull... with your teeth!"
By far, some of my favorite Haikus you've done. Yes, yes, the crotch is funny... but I prefer the fairytale one. Lovely...
ReplyDeleteWhat do you do with an alcoholic monkey? You let him run for POTUS, of course.
ReplyDeleteNice job.